knowyournewmeme:

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs


cakedupwhiteboy:

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this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

lemonsweet:

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Am I not remembering something why is Gus holding the cursed amulet

transcendentalyouth asked:

mr J i know you may not be too fond of dogs, but what is your opinion of snoopy?

straycatj:

Oh …he is my mentor…

pastacrylic:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

ahno-nimus:

fallow-grove:

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don’t. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.

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pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

A fish with human teeth has just been spotted swimming around in the ocean with a hateful smile

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I’m sorry..

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